"My Side Of The Story."
Rachel Uchitel was interviewed during her home, as well as Tiger Woods was not referred to in a conversation. The mag's initial question: "The media is portrayal we as a alternative woman, how would we report yourself?" Uchitel says: "I've been called homewrecker, gold digger, tramp, whore. we have mistakes, though I'm not those things." For a subsequent four pages, we learn: she has 2 dogs a single declared Rudy Giuliani as well as a single declared Ozzy Osbourne; she likes Twilight as well as is Team Edward; as well as she watches Nancy Grace every night. In a single picture, she is land a print of herself as a kid as well as a heading reads: "I'm a great person." Moving on: The golf pro who introduced Tiger as well as Elin says she won't stay for him or a income after what he's done. "I do not see her being means to go upon to adore someone who violated her certitude so thoroughly. That's not how she was raised." Hey, did we listen to a rumor which when Rihanna as well as Zac Efron met backstage during David Letterman's Late Show, where they sipped champagne as well as substituted numbers? We didn't either. And Gossip Cop which has partnered with Ok! says it's not true. The rumor which Robert Pattinson was starting to play John Lennon in Disney's 3-D remake of a Yellow Submarine is additionally false. Finally, in Taylor Squared news, a tighten crony of a pair tells Ok!: "They're a new Vanessa Hudgens as well as Zac Efron. But they have a same i! nitial n ame which sends it over a top! The cuteness factor is by a roof."
Grade: F (22)
"Sandra: Fighting For My Kid."
We were wearied to tears by this cover story about how Jesse James's daughter, Sunny, will sleep over during her biological mom's residence upon Christmas Eve. Mom is porn star Janine Lindemulder, as well as a mag points out which her residence is "where same place she films adult videos." But Janine has zero bad to say about Sandy Bullock: "I extol her for a way she's taken over these past 6 months. She's done a wonderful pursuit with Sunny." Moving on: Brad as well as Angelina celebrated their 5th anniversary in a poolside bungalow during a Chateau Marmont. He surprised her! "To keep report from removing out, as well as to keep Angie in a dark, usually top level road house staff members were informed." Brad as well as Angie were land hands when they arrived. Angie was a excited as well as kept asking Brad what he was up to, though he usually smiled. They systematic pasta as well as vodka around room service, as well as didn't leave a room until a subsequent day, when they had a "triple date" with Cindy Crawford as well as her husband as well as George Clooney as well as his gf. (It wasn't essentially a date it was a celebration for Clooney's new movie, though whatever.) Kendall Jenner is "vogueing" for Forever twenty-one in a new ad campaign, as well as a mag points out which "her eyes sparkle similar to Brody's" as well as she has sister Kim Kardashian's "hot hair." (See design 7.) Holly Madison as well as Benji Madden: Dating. Finally: "What Happened To Cameron's Face" alleges which Ms. Diaz had fillers as well as stuff, though she looks usually a same in both cinema (See design 8.)
Grade: F (29)
"I Will Leave My Wife For You."
So right away we know which Tiger was juggling his mother Elin, his fuckbuddy Jaimee Grubbs as well as his mistress, Rachel Uchitel during a same time. This mag has emails from Tiger to Rachel, which read: "I finally found someone we bond with, someone we have never found similar to this. Not even during home. You want someone to declare your life. we want we to lay subsequent me, lay upon me, or wherever we want to lay. Fuck. Why didn't we find each alternative years ago. We wouldn't be carrying this conversation." Later in a article there is a design of Rachel in a white swim suit subsequent to a design of Elin in a white bikini, as well as a duplicate reads: "Why would Tiger erratic from Elin?" And mentions which she is "an elegant Swedish former indication with a torpedo body." Moving on: "Miley: 17 Going On 37." She dresses in leather, she stick dances, as well as right away she has a tattoo under her boob. Apparently her "bosses" during her record tag have been endangered about what summary she sends to immature fans. Yawn. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is "caught in a middle." When he was standing upon a runner in between Brad as well as Angie, "the tension in between a integrate was palpable. And Maddox did not look happy about it." The print concomitant this story negates as well as contradicts a allegations, because a 3 of them look pretty happy upon a red runner (see design 9.) Also, a content reads: "The suspicion of his mother as well as dad bursting after giving him all of these brothers as well as sisters seems to be carrying an affect [sic, it should be Effect) upon him." An insider says, "Lately, he has usually been playing video games." Bizarre function for an 8-year-old! Meanwhile, Pax is "wild," as well as "runs around a residence screaming in Viet! namese a s well as attacking Maddox." Sounds fun! Next: George Clooney has finally "met his match" with Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis she won't let him compensate her rent, as well as has more poke in Italy, so when they need a reservation, she'll have use of her name. "She's in control," says a source. Jessica Simpson "nearly fainted" nearly fainted when she found out which Tony Romo's new girlfriend, Candice Crawford, was wearing a diamond ring from Tony. In "Hollywood Weight Watch, Who's Up, Who's Down," we learn which Brittany Murphy is as well skinny; Sara Rue needs to lose; Jared is up; Reese Witherspoon is down; Mischa Barton is up. Lastly: Looking in to a eyes as well as closet of Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives Of New Jersey is horrifying. (See design 10.)
Grade: D- (45)
"Baby At Last With Brad's Help!"
Jennifer Aniston's "mentor as well as confidant," ex-husband Brad Pitt, is "urging her upon as well as patiently walking her step-by-step" by a "complicated, nerve-wracking" embracing a cause process. After Jen visited an orphanage in Mexico, she sent Brad a text, telling him she was thinking of adopting. This set off a "flurry" of texts. "At initial she wasn't certain she'd be clever enough," though "Brad gave her a bravery to move forward." LOL. He told her: "You'll be an extraordinary mother. I've regularly believed that." When Jen heard that, "tears welled up in her eyes." She "pretty much mislaid it." LIKE WE ARE LOSING IT NOW. "For some reason, conference Brad say those words to her was usually what she needed." Brad told Angelina about a situation, as well as "Angelina exploded." But Brad explained which all Jen wants is help giving an orphan a great home. "This really struck a chord with Angie." She told Brad: "Do what we h! ave to d o." She told Brad to give Jen a number of her embracing a cause expert, who helped her with Maddox, Pax as well as Zahara. Brad's been talking to Jen about how to nurture a kid from an additional enlightenment as well as reassured her which she can do it alone. In alternative Jolie-Pitt News, Maddox is seeking brazen to a small purpose in a new Karate Kid movie, Kung-Fu Kid, starring Will Smith's 11-year-old son Jaden. Blind item! "Which contestant has been playing a field during a behind of his A-list girlfriend's back? One flirty night bar encounter has already turned in to a series of dates, as well as his categorical girl is removing suspicious." (coughARodCough) More: Lady Gaga drinks half a crater of apple cider old wine 3 times a day. Britney saw which kooky Chris Brown wedding dance video as well as right away she wants to do a special dance during her wedding to Justin Trawick. In Tiger Woods news, a "friend" of Rachel's says the night Tiger met Ms. Uchitel, they had sex 7 times as well as never used a condom. At 5 am, Tiger took a break to go to a gym, as well as when he came back, there were "two more rounds of lovemaking." The "friend" says: "This wasn't wham-bam-thank-you-m'am type sex, this was creation love. That's how Rachel describes it." Apparently Tiger was paranoid as well as would check cabinets as well as closets for dark cameras or recording inclination during his hookups. Ironic which his own content messages destitute him! Rachel knew about Tiger's alternative chicks, Cori as well as Kalika, though "hearing about Jaimee was what pennyless her heart. The mother is a single thing, though it's what a others have said which hurts. She read which he didn't have use of condoms with any of them, either, as well as it usually grossed her out." Next: Jessica Alba's relationship with Cash Warren is falling apart she told a "pal" which they're not sleeping in a same bed as well as she has a crush upon Mario Lopez. Stephanie Pratt was dism! issed fr om The Hills though MTV execs have been vouchsafing her have it look similar to she quit, to avoid embarrassment. She'd been display up hungover or not during all, as well as then there was a DUI. "Producers similar to catfights as well as broken romances, not drama which involves breaking a law," says a source. "Stephanie usually became this vital disaster as well as was as well much of a liability." Finally: Weight Wars! Winners & Losers" features an consultant guessing what a stars have been we do with their bodies. Chris Noth has MAYBE been we do weight training as well as yoga. Mischa Barton has been eating more because she got kicked off The Beautiful Life. Jessia Simpson has "plumped up again."
Grade: C- (50)
"What She Knew"
In an epic story about Tiger Woods as well as his women, there's info about how Tiger Woods would cheat upon his wife. He would book road house bedrooms under Mr. & Mrs. Bell (his most appropriate crony is Byron Bell). He additionally content messaged a lot. MANY of a content exchanges in between Tiger as well as Jaimee Grubbs have been printed here as well as they were texting right up by Thanksgiving. A snippet:
Tiger: we need you.
Jaimee: Then get your tight donkey over here as well as revisit me! we need u
Tiger: we will wear we out soon
Jaimee: How soon? we got a new piercing.
To check out a rest, see design 11. Meanwhile, Elin was assumingly vital an "isolated life," jogging alone, erratic around Macy's alone, as well as eating alone during Cheesecake Factory. Next: In "25 Things You Don't Know About Me," Snoop Dogg reveals which he used to work during McDonald's; he has a "mancave," as well as his favorite subject was math, "Cuz if it ain't about money, it ain't about me." When Christina Milian as well as The Dream got married i! n Rome, she wore a lovely Monique Lhuillier gown; he wore an Alexander McQueen tux with Tom Ford boots. As in: Knee-high boots. (See design 12.) Charlie Sheen's mother Brooke has decided which she will usually sinecure "older women" as nannies. The title here is: "No Sags, No Wrinkles, No Job." Lastly: Britney Spears as well as Jason Trawick have been "suddenly serious." His relatives live upon Long Island as well as Brit is scheduled to be in New York for 3 days around Christmas, as well as she'll revisit his relatives while she's here!
Grade: C (55)
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