2009-12-08 - Hardware

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Nothing says Christmas like:

HARDWARE

Thats Right, You Cant Stop Progress!
1990, 93 minutes, Rated R (Strong Violence, Language & Sexuality) Sevrin & Wicked Films Directed by Richard Stanley (Island of Dr. Moreau Was fired, Dustdevil, Turned Down Spice World) IMDB
Written by Kevin ONeill (LXG) IMDB & Steve MacManus (Nothing) IMDB

STARRING:

Dylan McDermott as Moses a religious wastelander (The Practice, Party Monster, Hamburger Hill) IMDB

Stacey Travis as Jill a abstract steel artist (Mystery Men, Highlander, Seinfeld, Desperate Housewives) IMDB

John Lynch as Shades a dumb sidekick (Alien Hunter, Red Dwarf) IMDB

William Hootkins as Lincoln a perverted nearby resident (Star Wars, Black Adder, Island of Dr. Moreau) IMDB

Iggy Pop as Angry Bob a psycho DJ (Lil Bush, STDS9, Crow II, Tank Girl) IMDB

Lemmy (Ian Kilmister) as a rock-n-roll Taxi motorist (Terra Firma, Lapdance, Citizen Toxie, Airheads) IMDB

Mark Northover as Alvey a petite techno automechanic (Willow, Mack The Knife) IMDB

Carl McCoy as a Nomad (The 13th Sign) IMDB

Paul McKenzie as Vernon a conduct of office building security (British TV actor) IMDB

Mac MacDonald as a newscaster (Red Dwarf, Dark Realm, Top Secret, Electric Dreams) IMDB

Oscar James as a military Chief (British TV Actor) IMDB

Chris McHallem as a Premier (Coogans Run) IMDB

SYNOPSIS:
In a post apocalyptic destiny with a supervision debating race control, constant warfare, as good as universe resources running low, scavengers wander a wastelands seeking for raw as good as recyclable materials to sell f! or money . When a single wayfarer finds portions of a mysterious drudge in a dried wastes, all hell breaks loose when he sells portions to a techno operative as good as an additional scavenger who gives it to his artist partner for Christmas usually to have a drudge begin rebuilding itself as good as murdering everyone forcing Moses to call in his buddies as good as take upon a demented drudge in sequence to save his partner as good as may be give a supervision a couple of ideas upon destiny race control.

Snipit:
Alvey to Moses (Alvey)Ill give we thirty cs cash in hand. (Moses)30 cs? Youre a generous but we consider Ill reason upon to it. (Alvey)This is junk! What have been we starting to do with it? (Moses)Its Christmas eve Alvey. You should know that. You use to be an elfin didnt you? You cant expect me to go back to my lady empty handed can you?

Rating:
(2) prozacs as good as a small Alprazolam for: A video game door, Tron special effects, a blow torch lamp, getting drilled, an evil Johnny Five (Short Circuit), a race control bill, we do a small field trippin in your apartment, Bible quotes, WAR radio, a Barbie Doll conduct collection, petite techno operative automechanic small person dude, mist portrayal your goat, as good as YESSSSSSSSSSS, murdering a drudge in a shower with baseball bat Nth!

Food:
A couple of Swanson boneless pig Mcribs (or a genuine thing), a box of knock off Honeycomb cereal (because a knock off has some-more flavor/sugar), a bag of butter mints, a small little peeps snowmen, a box og Helen Grace peanut butter crunches, a life saver book, a small white candy snowflakes, a couple of extinguishers as good as a gallon or dual of Winder Dairy Choco milk or whatever makes we see a future.

Other Memorable Lines:
Moses to Alvey (Moses)How most for a other stuff? (Alvey)10 cs is as tall as we go. (Moses)Ya Alvey, your as tall as your ever gonna go.
Alvey! to Mose s (Alvey)You only wait. All those years in a zone as good as your kids will have me demeanour similar to Narcissist.
Vernon to Tracey (Vernon)That guy is wrong as good as has a ponytail.
Angry Bob Hey folks! Rise as good as Shine! Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! Ive got an refurbish upon a dispute we all know as good as love. Last nights defilement of a Christmas cease glow is still rising. It right away stands as good as 578 with a opposite set upon still underway.
Angry Bob we send this holiday summary to all of we inside of range of my voice. Kill, Kill, KILL!
Commercial Get right upon down to Renos for your radiation free reindeer steaks! Hurry whilst stocks last.
Moses to Robot You cant kill me. we am divinely stable A-Hole!

Wacky Credits:
None

Final Stupor of Thought:
Well, this film has its moments but, its very choppy as good as odd. About half way through it we remembered we had essentially seen it in a theater in 1990 upon a date. we consider she longed for to see it since a soundtrack was highly touted during a time, P.I.L., Motorhead, Iggy Pop etc. But, it taking half of a film for me to remember ought to contend all which needs to be said. we have always remembered a lot of a cool pieces but for a small reason had associated them with Jacobs Ladder. Probably since it is only as peculiar as this movie. Give it a shot or dont as good as whilst your out, or not, squeeze Jack Brooks Monster Slayer right away upon Blueray, a Bridgette Bardot pick up as good as well, why not Harry Potter VI.

Punk go exhausted time now.

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