EDSBS Archive WEEK 12 PICKS: A WEEK SO SPARSE WE ARE MOVED TO ...

This weeks stand of picks covers the week so sparse as well as uninviting lichen might turn its most noselike organelles up during it. Thus, we return to the quiet, gangling purgation of Japans ancient poetry form, the haiku, to demonstrate the emotions per week 12s slatewhich is mostly, similar to the majority of haiku, about staring during not much happening whatsover.

(10) Ohio State during Michigan

Holly-san:

Understand: God isDone with you, Wolverines, andCharles Woodson is fat

Orson-san:

This is not your faultGreg Robinson. Blameyou, though? Feels so right.

North Carolina during Boston College

Orson-san.

North CarolinaThrows passes down the margin threeyards during the time. FAIL.

Holly-san:

BC still aliveIn track for chance to remove A-CC title game

Oklahoma during Texas Tech

Holly-san

This ones completelyInconsequential, that meansThat Bob Stoops is safe

ChimpokomonOrson:

Red headed stepchild,Come home. Bob Stoops, your daddy,serves belt for dinner.

Connecticut during Notre Dame

Orson (As The Dude In The Bag From Audition)

UConn, group of pain.(Real pain, not the funny kindlike Notre Dames kind.)

Holly-san.

Run up the score, Weis,Browns need the new offensiveCoordinator

(14) Penn State during Michigan State !

< strong>Holly, Who Will Apologize to the Chinese When they Apologize to Her for their Crimes:

Pitt 04, yourTitle of misfortune BCSTeam is in peril

Orson-tekkimaki.

Spartans, Joe Pa kicksOnside similar to the true master.So yeah, we have been fucked.

(8) LSU during Ole Miss

Orson-tsu Maru, The Delinquent Hello Kitty Character.

Coming off big win.Favored. Should have easy win.GIGGITY! You lose.

Holliikittabura, The Ancient Art of Belly Lint Calligraphy:

Favored by 4 points(or any): Nutts kiss of death.And have the good day.

Vanderbilt during Tennessee

Holly, Whose Boyfriend Is The President.

Vols clean record wasLooking almost Vandy-esqueThanks the bunch, NuKeese

Orson, chugging total cans of Black Boss Coffee.

Vandy has nearlyPerfect scoring strategyIf football were golf.

(25) California during (17) Stanford

Orson, Singing More Than This in an inside-out shirt.

Harbaugh tries two pointConversion on the margin goal.Pac-10 refs: Okay!

Holly, Destroying Scale-Model Tokyo In A Foam Rubber Shark Suit.

Add new program: StopToby Gerhart. TedfordBotShows blue screen of death

Kansas State during Nebraska

Holly, Giggling as well as Nodding Furiously In High-Pitched Voice.

Both teams still aliveIn track for chance to remove theBig 12 title game

Orson, Being Drowned By Hitman Monkey.

The autumn leaves stir.Leaves fall. They lie, dead. Just likeNebraskas offense.

(11) Oregon during Arizona

Or son, Wishing the North Korean Motherfucker Would.

Tucson is the greattown for home invasions. Thiswill be one of them.

Holly, Breaking A Rude Gentlemans Arm In Subway Car.

Mike Stoops loses foot-ball games is the thing of thePast. Except today.

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